The procrastination of Mimi
As the years go by, it's becoming increasingly apparent that Mariah Carey has no real interest in changing up her style. Cleavage-revealing, Saran Wrap-inspired sartorial statements have worked for her in the past, so why shouldn't they work for her in the future, right? Wrong.
Look, we're not about to tell the high-maintenance mega-star that tighter-than-tight togs are best left to the teen and 20-something set (if even them). But with the success of "The Emancipation of Mimi", not to mention her newly slimmed-down figure (although we always liked her curves), there's no better time for Mariah to undergo a movie-style makeover to become a more sophisticated - or at least less tacky - version of herself.
For starters, we suggest she stop trying to squeeze into Dakota Fanning's hand-me-down jeans. And maybe lose a necklace or five. And while we're happy the chanteuse has finally found the right amount of cross-your-heart support for her famously big lungs, we really don't need to know exactly which secret of Victoria's she's privy to. (MSN Entertainment )
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