Single review: Mariah Carey's "Bye Bye"
Leave it to Mariah Carey to release the two weakest songs from her otherwise solid Energy
Equals Mass Times the Velocity of Light Squared as the first two singles from the album. A
sequel to "One Sweet Day" by way of every track produced by Stargate in the last 24 months,
"Bye Bye" is the most treacly, cloying ballad the singer has recorded in years, a reluctant
ode ("We will never say bye," she sings - and then proceeds to say it - incessantly) to the
If there were a popular boy band around, she would have brought them on board for some extra
crossover insurance. (Hey, it's not too late for a remix featuring GLOWB - or better yet,
NKOTB!) When every single creative decision is made to boost your stock, you're no longer
an artist, you're a glorified commodity, and it's telling that of all the things Mariah
wishes she could share with her late, long-estranged father, seeing her "back at #1" tops
With a hook that consists solely of the song title repeated ad nauseam, "Bye Bye"
exemplifies the worst aspect of the songwriting on the album: The usually eloquent Mariah
panders to the demographic she's been courting since O.D.B. astutely equated her with a
pacifier on the "Fantasy" remix by dumbing down her lyrics, referring to her "peoples" and
reminiscing about "them times".
If possible, Mariah has made a music video even more affected and sentimental than the song
itself. Intercut with pictures of lost loved ones (including pets), gratuitous shots of Mimi
showing off her newly svelte bod (because even though she's sad, the strip-show must go
on!), and an inexplicable storyline featuring her new husband, Nick Cannon, that will
supposedly be continued in her next video are scenes of Mariah writing song lyrics in her
notepad (which, if Glitter and the upcoming Tennessee are any indication, is apparently a
script requirement for Mariah) that doesn't so much legitimize her as a songwriter in the
viewers' eyes as it makes her look as if she has a compulsion for journaling. Not to
mention looking off into the distance as she ostensibly composes music in her head. And
wiping a nonexistent tear from her miraculously unstained face.
by LC from USA|
I agree with your post on Mariah not being able to let go of certain lip synced parts of her songs. Like, the first parts of the choruses of My All. Those parts are really easy for her to sing, as shown by her hitting the exact notes in later performances. Also, in Hero, when she's singing the long note in "the way", it's completely unnecessary bec... read more
(Saturday 1 November 2014; 1:06)
||Andrew / Tommy and his posse (47,725)
by Edward from USA|
Andrew, I read Tommy's "Hitmaker: The Man And His Music" to have a better understanding about the development of Mariah's career and what went on between them. Even though the book is not centered on Mariah, it gives a good insight about the situation. It was interesting to find out what her reaction was to losing to all her Grammy nominations back... read more
(Saturday 1 November 2014; 0:15)
||New annual Christmas shows in New York / sponsored by Coca Cola (47,724)
by Saint from UK|
Damn I wish I was a New Yorker right now. The first annual set of Christmas shows in December are going to be amazing. Remember the Merry Christmas II You TV special? I think it's amazing that Mariah will be allowing fans to see her during her favorite time of year. Every year during a time when AIWFCIY goes to #1 every year and she's in the forefr... read more
(Friday 31 October 2014; 22:40)
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