Single review: Mariah Carey's "Bye Bye"
Leave it to Mariah Carey to release the two weakest songs from her otherwise solid Energy
Equals Mass Times the Velocity of Light Squared as the first two singles from the album. A
sequel to "One Sweet Day" by way of every track produced by Stargate in the last 24 months,
"Bye Bye" is the most treacly, cloying ballad the singer has recorded in years, a reluctant
ode ("We will never say bye," she sings - and then proceeds to say it - incessantly) to the
If there were a popular boy band around, she would have brought them on board for some extra
crossover insurance. (Hey, it's not too late for a remix featuring GLOWB - or better yet,
NKOTB!) When every single creative decision is made to boost your stock, you're no longer
an artist, you're a glorified commodity, and it's telling that of all the things Mariah
wishes she could share with her late, long-estranged father, seeing her "back at #1" tops
With a hook that consists solely of the song title repeated ad nauseam, "Bye Bye"
exemplifies the worst aspect of the songwriting on the album: The usually eloquent Mariah
panders to the demographic she's been courting since O.D.B. astutely equated her with a
pacifier on the "Fantasy" remix by dumbing down her lyrics, referring to her "peoples" and
reminiscing about "them times".
If possible, Mariah has made a music video even more affected and sentimental than the song
itself. Intercut with pictures of lost loved ones (including pets), gratuitous shots of Mimi
showing off her newly svelte bod (because even though she's sad, the strip-show must go
on!), and an inexplicable storyline featuring her new husband, Nick Cannon, that will
supposedly be continued in her next video are scenes of Mariah writing song lyrics in her
notepad (which, if Glitter and the upcoming Tennessee are any indication, is apparently a
script requirement for Mariah) that doesn't so much legitimize her as a songwriter in the
viewers' eyes as it makes her look as if she has a compulsion for journaling. Not to
mention looking off into the distance as she ostensibly composes music in her head. And
wiping a nonexistent tear from her miraculously unstained face.
||More videos please (47,599)
by May from Denmark|
I'm appreciating a lot all the video posts and small sums of the late concerts. Because I have been very busy I lack the time to check anything in YouTube or even try to find the list of songs of concerts to see if there is any new song. So please keep it up, I'm sure there are other people like me right now who come to the site for fast updates an... read more
(Saturday 25 October 2014; 13:44)
||Skip / Lullaby of Birdland (47,598)
by Bill from UK|
Skip, I thought the same thing as you. I honestly believe that track listing was genuine, and I am so curious as to how The Art Of Letting Go album sound and felt in its original format. As much as I love the album we ended up with, it'd be great to hear those unused songs.
(Saturday 25 October 2014; 11:15)
||Tourbook Elusive Chanteuse (47,597)
by nancy from Switzerland|
Anybody could offer the Elusive Chanteuse tourbook on Ebay for a reasonable price? On MariahCarey.com no Elusive Tour merchandize available. I am sure many European fans would appreciate it.
(Saturday 25 October 2014; 10:47)
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