Monday 26 March 2001

The women won't leave him alone

The women won't leave him alone. The girl at the sports paraphernalia shop is coming on to him; the waitress at Hooters wants to introduce him to her mother. Gabe moves in with his mother at her retirement home and sleeps on the floor. Two weeks later, his mother is threatened with an eviction notice if he doesn't clear out. "I gotta get out of this rat race," Gabe tells Larry, referring, it would seem, to the voices, the gangbangers flashing him signs, the blond bitch on the air. He tells his mother he's going back to L.A. to stay at the home of Mariah Carey, with whom he's corresponded - to whom he's married, in fact, so Gabe told his jailers in 1995 when they caught him sending his jail ID card to her. But there's Madonna also - he's sent her a package already and has bought two of her CDs thought he has nothing to play them on - as well as the former "Married... With Children" star Christina Applegate, to whom he's also writen.

(GQ)

Many thanks to Regina from Mariah Daily.



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