Baby, one more time
Distressed baby-diva Britney Spears' recent decision to take six months off to "regroup" couldn't have come at a more perfect time for some in the music biz. After all, there are two mature divas (both now well rested) who are preparing their comebacks and could use some time in Brit's spotlight. We're talking, of course, about Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston. How will they fare? Is America ready for their return? Here's our best guess.
If she's hoping to make people forget the past, Houston still has a problem. Her new single, "Whatchulookinat" (produced by Brown), does everything but systematically list her travails: "Messing with my reputation/ Ain't even got no education/ Trying to mess with my concentration/ Don't even have a clue of what I'm facing/ All you know you need to stop it/ Defaming my name for a profit."
Okay, here's rule No. 1: Try your best not to remind your audience of why they left you in the first place. At no time should you make a reentrance bitching about how you were victimized by the system that made you a star. Michael Jackson did this once, in "Leave Me Alone", and look what it's done for him. To wit, "Whatchulookinat" is getting no love at radio and critics are thrashing it (Entertainment Weekly graded it an F, ouch!). Let's hope that when the album comes out in September, Whitney will exhibit the style, grace, and talent that set her apart in the first place. But we're not betting on it.
Mariah, on the other hand, recovered from one of the worst years in the history of pop music (including a contract buyout and a personal meltdown) by retreating to Capri, gathering a competent cadre of hitmakers (Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, Jermaine Dupri, and man-of-the-moment Irv Gotti), and writing songs that, by all accounts, have little to do with the tawdry events of her last year.
Carey's first single will hit radio in September and a full album is due Dec. 10. Most promising: the buzz is building that this is the welcome return to Mariah's balladeering roots. So, Britney, if you're listening, here's the scoop: take time off, rebalance, and concentrate on the music. You might not have the vocal talent of these golden-voiced vets, but if you learn from their steps - and missteps - you'll be well prepared to hit us, baby, one more time. Entertainment Weekly Many thanks to Mariah Buzz.
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