Carey mimics Posh's ball skills
|  | | Victoria Beckham | | Mariah Carey has followed in Victoria Beckham's skyscraper-heeled footsteps by showing off her athletic assets on the baseball field. The newly married pop babe threw the first pitch at a Tokyo Dome match - and if her dodgy ball-handling wasn't enough to alert spectators to the fact she's no pro, her rather unconventional sports kit surely would have.
Clad in hotpants, sunglasses and thick platforms, sexy Mariah was obviously more focused on striking a winning pose than winning a strike. The spectacle was reminiscent of Posh's pre-game turn at the Los Angeles Dodgers stadium last summer when she strolled onto the pitch flashing as much leg as the confines of decency would allow, before launching into a series of baffling moves.
If this "anything you can do..." showdown between the diva heavyweights continues, here's what we should be bracing ourselves for: Mariah teams up with Dane Bowers for a chart-topping collaboration. Victoria stars in a movie based loosely on her own life. It will be critically mauled and end up on lists of the worst movies of all time. Mariah drops three sprogs and takes them shopping daily. Victoria starts dating Eminem, who then raps about murdering her.
If a one-upmanship war kicks off, I'll keep you posted... (The Sun)
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